What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group
my dad just came into my room and laid on my bed so i proceeded to cover him in stuffed animals to cheer him up
then mom joined
if this reaches 100,000 notes i swear to gOD
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when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
did he say lol?
… are foxes even real?
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