Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox
“‘DOG GOES MEOW’, HUH? I’LL SHOW YOU WHO GOES MEOW, MOTHERFUCKER!”
Today my 7 week old puppy saw himself for the first time
"I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night."
Though commonly attributed to Galileo Galilei, this quote is actually from the poem The Old Astronomer by Sarah Williams.
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fuck you motherfuckers
THIS IS A PUPPY IT’S NOT EVEN A FULL-GROWN DOG AND IT UNDERSTANDS “NO” IT IS NOT EVEN A YEAR OLD AND YOU’RE TELLING ME TEENAGE BOYS AND MEN CAN’T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF “NO.” THAT IS BULLSHIT.
You’re gonna write about this, and you’re gonna win a Pulitzer Prize.
She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita.